Comments on: To the Ass who Stole my Lawnmower http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/ email: theambershow at gmail dot com ~ twitter: @theambershow Wed, 16 May 2012 16:22:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: The Other Amber http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1799 The Other Amber Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:09:54 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1799 You write the best letters ever. You write the best letters ever.

]]> By: Katie http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1798 Katie Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:51:53 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1798 This simultaneously tickled my funny bone and raise my ire. Gah, that sucks! Obscenity well-warranted in this case, I think. So sorry for the rape of the lawnmower. :-( This simultaneously tickled my funny bone and raise my ire. Gah, that sucks! Obscenity well-warranted in this case, I think. So sorry for the rape of the lawnmower. :-(

]]> By: G. http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1797 G. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:59:09 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1797 Here I am thinking "oh, it's Brooklyn - things like that happen every other day to every other person". But Trumbull??? That blows, man. Sure, you're across the street from Bridgeport but the cops are RIGHT THERE too! Some balls of the person who took it. Did you ask your suspect-lookin' neighbor if they saw someone "borrow" it? Here I am thinking “oh, it’s Brooklyn – things like that happen every other day to every other person”. But Trumbull??? That blows, man. Sure, you’re across the street from Bridgeport but the cops are RIGHT THERE too! Some balls of the person who took it.

Did you ask your suspect-lookin’ neighbor if they saw someone “borrow” it?

]]> By: Rob Gokee http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1796 Rob Gokee Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:56:23 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1796 Maybe your lawnmower is on a world tour, like the gnome in Amelie, and you'll get polaroids in the mail from exciting places it's visiting. You'll get pictures with it's arm around a Frenchman in front of the Eiffel Tower, shaking hands with a farmer in Iowa, and wearing a parka giving a 'thumbs-up' in Greenland. I'm sorry some a**hole stole your mower. Maybe your lawnmower is on a world tour, like the gnome in Amelie, and you’ll get polaroids in the mail from exciting places it’s visiting. You’ll get pictures with it’s arm around a Frenchman in front of the Eiffel Tower, shaking hands with a farmer in Iowa, and wearing a parka giving a ‘thumbs-up’ in Greenland.

I’m sorry some a**hole stole your mower.

]]> By: amber http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1795 amber Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:23:30 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1795 this was stolen right out of our yard... in Trumbull! Connecticut! But we're right across the street from Bridgeport >:( this was stolen right out of our yard… in Trumbull! Connecticut! But we’re right across the street from Bridgeport >:(

]]> By: G. http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1794 G. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:05:24 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1794 oh, and, yeah... you're not in Kansas anymore. It's Brooklyn (I'm not hatin'. I lived in Queens, remember? We had cars stolen/broken into in front of our apartment, in daylight!). So, there will probably something else stolen from you in the future... Just a warning. oh, and, yeah… you’re not in Kansas anymore. It’s Brooklyn (I’m not hatin’. I lived in Queens, remember? We had cars stolen/broken into in front of our apartment, in daylight!). So, there will probably something else stolen from you in the future… Just a warning.

]]> By: G. http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1793 G. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:03:38 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1793 That's the most hateful post I've read in a long time. I always knew you had it in you! Where was the lawnmower? That’s the most hateful post I’ve read in a long time. I always knew you had it in you!

Where was the lawnmower?

]]> By: Michael J. Carrasquillo http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1792 Michael J. Carrasquillo Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:01:42 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1792 I'm sure you both have been looking quite shifty eyed at other people's (some of your neighbors) mowers now. Time for RFID chips on everything! I’m sure you both have been looking quite shifty eyed at other people’s (some of your neighbors) mowers now. Time for RFID chips on everything!

]]> By: Shawn M. Smith http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1791 Shawn M. Smith Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:45:13 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1791 Amber, I am sorry for your lawnmower's theft. This is the suck. You do, however, own a home. I still rent in Queens. Rob knows how this hurts my heart. Hopefully, your lawnmower will reappear, as it looks totally bitching. Amber, I am sorry for your lawnmower’s theft. This is the suck. You do, however, own a home. I still rent in Queens. Rob knows how this hurts my heart.

Hopefully, your lawnmower will reappear, as it looks totally bitching.

]]> By: Skyzi http://theambershow.net/2008/12/03/to-the-ass-who-stole-my-lawnmower/#comment-1790 Skyzi Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:05:17 +0000 http://theambershow.net/?p=1367#comment-1790 People suck sometimes! People suck sometimes!

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