Saturday we took the trio to the dog park, and Stu! came along even though Jack got left with her parents in Connecticut, because she “missed her dog”. What she meant, though is: “I’m looking for cute guys who are into dogs and this is a good cover.” I know this because she used to go to the dog park in grungy clothes, like me, but on Saturday she showed up in skinny jeans, cute shoes and with her hair “did”.
We spotted a hot guy smiling at her (I make no delusions he was looking at me, as I was in full dog park attire: grungy pants, over-sized sweatshirt and hair in a handkerchief, which tends to make me look like a lesbian welder from the deep south. No, you can’t see pictures.) and I offered to play, “Haaaave you met Susan?” but she declined. I’ve threatened to do this before, but never have. One of these days, though.
First, what hot guy? I totally missed him?! I thought you were joking when you made that comment!
Second, I SWEAR I did not get dressed with that purpose. I actually WAS in my grungy jeans. I admit I did my hair, but that was before I had decided to go to the dog park. And did you forge that I used to wear a skirt and lipstick to the other dog park some days?
Third, I’ll let you play Barney/Wingman some time. I promise. Maybe tonight?… we’ll see
Stu!
10 Mar 09 at 11:30 am