Things They Forgot to Teach Me in Church Camp at The Amber Show

Rob once asked me to explain the Christian story of Easter, so I did.

“… and after three days, he came back alive, and went…”

“Hang on,” he said. “So Jesus is a zombie?”

“No! He’s resurrected.”

“So undead. Like a zombie.”

“Um. I guess?”

Written by Amber

April 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 am

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LOL- I have to admit – it is pretty funny. I always liked the idea of Christians being Zombified for Christ.

There was once a blood drive at our church and the person doing announcements says: “A quick message from Vampires for Christ…”. Gotta love a sense of humor.

I laughed – keep writing.

Only Aman

23 Apr 09 at 10:18 am
every year, my son gets a zombie graphic novel in his easter basket. it’s only recently that i realized how perfect that is.

liz

23 Apr 09 at 10:30 am
Dude, he totally has a point!

Kristan

23 Apr 09 at 11:10 am
That’s so awesome.

Chaz

23 Apr 09 at 10:27 pm
classic!

reneé

24 Apr 09 at 7:49 pm

Things They Forgot to Teach Me in Church Camp