“I got dumped in this outfit,” she said sadly.
“Was he looking at you?” someone asked, and we all looked at her cleavage and said, “Right?!”
I said, “You need a new, happy memory for this outfit. It’s too pretty to ruin with a bad one.”
Her eyes went wide and she gasped.
“Now,” I said, “It’s the outfit you wore that time I grabbed your ass.”








LOL. Helpful indeed.
Kristan
19 Jun 09 at 9:05 am
Here here to new memories (and a little bum grabbing).
sukhjit
21 Jun 09 at 1:00 pm
New happy memories indeed – I’ll be taking lots of them home with me.
Bronwen
21 Jun 09 at 1:07 pm