I opened the door to let Leeloo in and saw her head was split open. An inch long section of brain was oozing out of her skull as she stood there, frozen in place, quivering. I screamed and reached for her, and after a moment’s hesitation, she rushed to me, passed me, and into the living room to play with her brother. I barreled after her to keep her calm and examined the injury closely. Slowly, it grew feelers and continued to slime it’s way across the top of her head.
Stupid slug.
I realized after that the frozen-in-place awkward stance with the quivering was her finishing up a pee.
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So, so, funny.
I needed that.
Heh.
G.
18 Jun 09 at 11:39 pm
Yikes! I was scared for a moment. Slugs are icky, but glad it wasn’t BRAINS!
Mary
19 Jun 09 at 1:23 am
I went from Oh Noes, to Ewwwwww in a second. So glad it was just a slug and not her braaiiiinnnsss oozing out.
Chaz
19 Jun 09 at 7:23 am
AAAH! I almost burst into tears when I was reading this! And then laughed because good Lord in heaven, what would the world be like without Leeloo Dallas Multipass?
Jen
19 Jun 09 at 8:27 am
Omigod that would have scared the shit out of me. Phew. Stupid slug, but still a relief.
Kristan
19 Jun 09 at 9:04 am