This is a screen shot of my recent blog traffic. It looks like that stupid show is back for another season. I’m sure it is really, really disappointing to Google “The Amber Show” and come here to find out I’m not two blond, fake-boobied bimbos. Sorry, yall. But I do have big boobs! I just grew them myself.
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I’m off to SxSW! Come find me and say hello if you’ll be there. I’ll be the one CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY! Woo!
