Never before seen outside of OKCupid, presented in all of its slightly awkward glory. Feel free to steal lines as you’d like. This shit works. (Good luck trying to top my username, though.)
I am happy, warm, independent, gracious, fun, adventurous, sensual and curious. Also ferociously loyal.
Sometimes heels, usually Chucks. Sometimes pretty dresses, usually an old hoodie. My Liz Lemon streak is pretty strong, and my dance moves are done with enthusiastic abandon. My love of terrible jokes is unparallelled.
My purse always has band-aids and birthday candles, just in case, and I handwrite letters regularly. Second-hand bookstores draw me in every time, and I am excellent at checkers and kissing.
INFJ. GGG. IDGAF.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m a photographer. Love it.
Otherwise I’m trying new wines, making playlists, strolling through the city on beautiful nights, going to the park with my dogs, and drinking small-batch drafts in fun bars with good friends.
Putting new stamps in my passport is really fun for me, so I’m hoping to meet someone who loves to travel.
I’m really good at
Fixing socially awkward situations, identifying constellations, opening prosecco, catching sparrows trapped in apartments (you’d be amazed at how much this comes up), packing for two weeks in a carry-on, flipping pancakes, parallel parking, and puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
“She looks like a good hugger”. (I am.)
You might notice my rack as a close second. Not to be crass, but it’s pretty fucking spectacular.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My shelves are filled with well-written fiction, non-fiction books addressing human nature from interesting perspectives, and memoirs by smart people.
Movies: I love going to the movies! Small-town comedies, indie films, and dark comedies. At home, with popcorn and a blanket for cuddling under.
Music: My favorite Beatles album is Revolver. My music collection is huge; I’ll tell you more in person.
Food: NYC has tons of restaurants, and I’m excited to try everything at least twice. I grew up in Connecticut, which means I have a deep appreciation of diners and strong opinions about lobster rolls.
Magazines: Esquire. The New Yorker. I get weekend delivery of the New York Times and spend Sunday mornings in bed with ink all over my fingers.
Podcasts: This American Life, the Moth, Savage Lovecast and Risk!, which I forget not to listen to on the subway and turn into that crazy person sitting alone, laughing hysterically.
The six things I could never do without
My brilliant friends, art and learning, my dogs, the internet (and tabbed browsing), coffee, and something to read (that nerd in the bar with a book is me.)
And bonus: A cozy sweater (of course!) I am forever cold.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
“I know that the molecules in my body are traceable to phenomena in the cosmos. That makes me want to grab people on the street and say: Have you HEARD THIS?” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
I don’t believe in anything that doesn’t hold up to scientific testing (exception: Having someone who cares about you kiss a boo-boo. That totally works.) The magic of real things – friendship, love, whiskey and outer space – is more than enough for me. In other words, please don’t ask what my “sign” is. (I don’t know, and doesn’t matter.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Doubled over laughing with my amazing group of friends. Sometimes we’re hanging out at my house – I have a fire pit for making s’mores and a cozy living room set up for conversations – or at the usual place down the street.
I typically like dive bars that serve free popcorn with the draft beers, but every once in a while I want a drink at one of those dim cocktail bars with the fancy ice, “mixologists” in suspenders, and cocktails made with a stupid amount of care.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can only watch The Walking Dead through my fingers.
You should message me if
You want the secret to an excellent OKCupid photo or the perfect high five.
You’re going to ask me out *right away*. Texting/emailing/flirting via email with strangers is SUPER WEIRD for me. Just ask me out in the first message (I’ll do the same, promise!) and we’ll get together and talk in person. Because this.
… fond of dogs (I have two older rescue mutts. They are amazingly friendly and sweet.)
… in possession of a current passport (seriously; “no passport” is my only flat-out deal breaker)
… showing your face in at least one of your profile photos. I’ll get to your torso in due time. (aww yeah.) (air hump.)