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		<title>Wham-Pow, Sharp Blow to Ugly Paint</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since the green paint incident* I&#8217;ve had a fear of painting the wrong color in a room, but I&#8217;ve done pretty well for myself, I think, with this current apartment. That&#8217;s a total attitude change from a few days ago, brought on by the elimination of the ugly blue-green trim color that permeated our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever since the green paint incident* I&#8217;ve had a fear of painting the wrong color in a room, but I&#8217;ve done pretty well for myself, I think, with this current apartment.  That&#8217;s a total attitude change from a few days ago, brought on by the elimination of the ugly blue-green trim color that permeated our new digs, the color I&#8217;ve been raging against since I first saw the place.  (&#8220;What were they <em>thinking</em>?!&#8221;)</p>
<p>We painted every white wall first with &#8220;risky&#8221; colors that I hoped I would come to love, and having the ugly trim paired with my freshly painted walls that I wasn&#8217;t <em>quite</em> sure about threw me off into believing the entire place was a disaster.  I was so upset thinking that I was going to live in the UGLIEST!  APARTMENT!  EVER! and that I spent money for paint and worked hard painting for that privilege.  (It would be one thing if the apartment was ugly through no fault of my own, but to actually make it ugly?  Unbearable.)  Now, though, with a few coats of America&#8217;s favorite paint color, Navajo White, the ugly trim is gone, replaced by crispy colored trim that gives the entire apartment a fresh, modern feeling.  It&#8217;s downright beautiful if I do say so myself!</p>
<p>We&#8217;re half-way there getting the trim done; the ugly color is so deep it requires two coats of Navajo White, and is so extensive &#8211; <em>every</em> room, <em>every</em> doorway &#8211; that I&#8217;m going to be super busy painting it all before moving day Thursday.  I&#8217;m listening to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pygmy-Chuck-Palahniuk/dp/0385526342">Pygmy</a> by Chuck Palahniuk while I&#8217;m doing it, which helps pass the time better than music.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be back in a few days, posting from Park Slope!</p>
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<p>*Oh, it was bad.  The worst was that my friends tried to talk me out of it, even as they were painting it, and I was all, &#8220;No, no!  It&#8217;s gonna be great!&#8221; and I loved it for about three seconds, and then I was devastated and had to paint over it.</p>
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